Anele

This is the reason why;
Every time; when I am drunk; I become very alert before crossing the road, I look left for bikes 🚲, I look right for cars 🚙 then I look up for aeroplanes ✈; again I look down 👇 for bombs 💣; I look back for kidnappers and policemen. And finally, I hold my bottle of beer 🍾 tight and I walk zigzag to avoid bullets.😂